Category Archives: comedic

[facebook status of the decade?]

Richard Anthony Morris Ok, so part of me wants to know why people feel the need to ‘Like’ status updates that are either people having a shit time of it or the ones that are a flat out question, it’s stupid. For example ‘Random Name is having a really bad week’ or ‘Random Name is wondering if anyone knows where to by super glue?’ is not something to ‘Like’. God that’s fucking stupid. If somebody asks a question or is having a rough time, answer the question or see if they’re OK. You dumb fuck! Fucks sake.

/rant

That was from a while back on Facebook where I got annoyed because somebody ‘liked’ a status that showed that the person was having a rough time of things. I just felt the need to yell about it for some reason. To be honest, this has been sitting in my drafts for some time. Glad to publish it.

[what I would have looked like as a chick]

These were made by my old flatmate Kate, the three chicks have been
made up to look like other people in the house [namely Rick Graham,
Alex Feery and myself].

I am on the left with a beard playing piano. Rick is in the centre  with emo hair and
a Guinness  under his wing and on the far right we have Alex. And although you
can’t see it he has got flesh tunnels taped on under his ears.

Found this photo recently and it made me giggle. So it’s on the blog.

I may start doing my posts like this just so’s I get into the habit of writing on here.

[octopus]

“An octopus has got three
hearts. Three hearts! You
can break its heart and it’ll
still love you twice more”

Billy Connely

[yeah, i enjoyed it]



[work was awesone and so was halloween]
[i’m the guy on the right]

[am i going downtown for halloween]

[fuck no, I’m going uptown with my
best friend Tommi]

[this is what I wore last year and I’m
thinking of doing it again this year,
but better]



[i’m also going to photoin an awesome
band, oh and if you were wondering
who i am amongst this lot, i’m the guy
in the bloodied up lab coat]

[more eye make up and blood this year
me thinks]

[actually to be honest, i’m going to
uptowns downtown, but hey, it’s
better than downtowns uptown]

[oh oh oh, and i forgot the awesome
bit, i may actually get to wear it at
work 2morrow as well] [this is awesome
to me]

[i think i know why i dislike celebrities]

Today at work, out of nowhere
I random remembered a thing
that me and my mum used to
do when I was a kid, which
sometimes [only rarely and
sometimes to extradite myself
from social situations] I still
do.

On a Saturday we would go
through the newspaper and
armed only with a biro we would
go through defacing random
celebrities. For no reason but
to see what we would come up
with.

I know this is random but it
could explain my distaste for
anything resembling the world
of celebrity. So for a laugh, when
I got home I grabbed a newspaper
and had some fun.

[examples below] =]



[done with the Guardian G2 I had lying
around my bedroom]

[the last one weirds me out tbh]

[guardian g2 crossword]



[kinda says it all really, lol]

[about me page updated]

Not by much to be honest,
but hey, it’s a change that
I feel should be acknowledged
.

[also…]

[i cut shapes to sex on fire]

[if you know what i’m talking about
you’d be laughing right now]

[trust me, you would]

x

[i use chopsticks to eat yogurt]

lol, out of all the six word
sentances I made up, this
particular one seems to
stick out for people when
they read my previous blog entry

but seriously, try it

[xkcd comic] [for the geek in me] =]

Upon reading this I went on Wikipedia.org
and researched anything on this I didn’t
already know about, took ages but I feel
better for it.

Because that is what I use the internet for
these days [besides blogging and MSN of
course] self research. Say for instance I’m
watching a DVD or a television show and
a character says something I don’t know
or understand the reference for, I get the
laptop and look it up.

Thus the great power of the internet,
oh and I am aware that going from an
informative and amusing comic to
a validation of the internet for self
research is quite a segway, but if
you read this blog, it’s what you should
expect.

[Just wait till I write the blog I’ve been
planning that completely U-Turn’s on
what I just said]

[any views you know the drill, comment]

[note] [1]

I visited my Flickr account and
saw that there was a new homepage
available. So I clicked it. I suggest
that everyone do this. Just for
the elevator music that comes up
as it changes

x

[remember the great times][2]

This is a one photo blog.
It was an awesome night.
[Apart from a phone being
lost].

So this photo, is the best
that I had from that day.

Oh and I never give a shit
about red eye in a photo.

[quotes | little boy ray]

Whilst playing an impromptu game
of Harvest Moon on the GameCube

“I well just caught a rare fish”
Ray Morris, 2008

No idea why this was so funny at
the time, shits and giggles I guess.

[little boy ray]

[my mum]

[“get off the blog and cut your nails”]

saying that
is one of the
reasons shes
kooler than
your mum.

True Story.