It’s my Jessops leaving do on Sunday.
Having it at the Laughing Buddha in
Bexleyheath. And you know what I am
gonna get completely wasted. I’m not
being funny either.
I haven’t drank a drop of alcohol since about the
29th of May this year. So as Simpson said,
“If there’s an excuse to drink, then your own
leaving do has got to be one of them”
And she’s right. So if you get a random text
or phone call from me on Sunday night, best
to ignore it :]